To tell you a little about myself, it really does not mean much to say how tall I am, what my name is, or what my favorite color is.  I’m sure the vast majority of the populace would, frankly, not care about those details.  However, the best way to describe who I, Max Sprague, am defined as, would be to discuss how I think and tell my perspective on the environment around me.  Also, to make it interesting, I shall describe  as many little quirks and habits that I can fit into this small page.
            Also, due to lack of space, footnotes will be reduced to parenthesized incomplete sentences.
            Let me start by saying that I am several different people in one.  I have many varied moods, and they can be switched, although it may take at least 15 minutes to change.
            Alone, I tend to think fairly highly of myself, and tend to think about more philosophical, metaphysical, and analytical matters than if I were in a social environment.  When present in a social environment, I tend to adjust a smidge to the attitude of the group surrounding me.  I have several different groups of friends, and I strive to concentrate on viewing matters objectively and remaining mostly neutral until a clear resolution can be attained.
            I believe myself to be fairly easygoing and carefree, although at times this wavers to border on anxiety if I become overwhelmed (or just want attention).  I believe that anything should probably be best to be taken in stride, and not to worry so much, because what will happen, will happen, regardless of how much one worries.
            I would describe myself as intelligent, yet poorly motivated.  I would place the blame on my mother, primarily for not whooping my ass (pardon the obscenity) when I would try and put things off.  This has resulted in fairly poor grades for what I am striving to do for a living:  make millions of dollars a year doing not much of anything.  However, getting to that point will, coincidentally, take much work and effort on my part.  What I have in mind is to be the guy who makes up the next advertising logo idea of genius… like the person who was surely paid millions to come up with the H & R Block logo: the green square.  Brilliance.
            That’s all I can really think of, and you will probably get to know my way of thinking by me participating in class.  If I have had my rest/coffee for the day, that is.